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JUB74's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 224 (From 28 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,490 Points

A small talk

Leave no one behind! Unlocked 3/15/13
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Live together, die alone Unlocked 3/15/13
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/2 (20/20 points)

Abobo's Big Adventure

Bad Call Unlocked 6/12/14
5 Points
02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid
Call A Plumber Unlocked 3/8/13
5 Points
02 - Escape the Mario pipe
Child Chomper Unlocked 3/8/13
5 Points
01 - Eat kid
Choices Unlocked 6/12/14
5 Points
00B - Use level select
Familiar Shape Unlocked 6/12/14
5 Points
04 - Get the map
Fish Food Unlocked 3/8/13
5 Points
02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish
Merbobos Unlocked 3/8/13
5 Points
02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid
Never Give Up Unlocked 3/8/13
5 Points
00E - Use a continue
No Mercy Unlocked 6/12/14
5 Points
03 - Execute the Fatality move
Run Abobo, Run! Unlocked 3/8/13
5 Points
01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)
Where To? Unlocked 6/12/14
5 Points
04 - Get the compass
Beardy Basher Unlocked 3/8/13
10 Points
01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel
Bigger Boat Unlocked 3/8/13
10 Points
02 - Defeat Jaws
Ironic Unlocked 6/12/14
10 Points
01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel
Patience Unlocked 3/8/13
10 Points
00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu
Poor Aboboy Unlocked 3/8/13
10 Points
00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped
Projectile Power Unlocked 6/12/14
10 Points
04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it
Pushy Unlocked 6/12/14
10 Points
04 - Push a not-so-secret block
Typhoon Time Unlocked 3/8/13
10 Points
02 - Use Rage move on level 2
Walk On Water Unlocked 6/12/14
10 Points
04 - Get the ladder
Waste Not Unlocked 3/8/13
10 Points
01 - Throw kid body
Bloody Chum Unlocked 6/12/14
25 Points
02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss
Forklift Foul Unlocked 3/8/13
25 Points
01 - Defeat boss
Kill The Messenger Unlocked 6/12/14
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
No Fatty Pop Unlocked 6/12/14
25 Points
04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug
Auto-Assault 5 Points 07 - Get Machine Gun
Ballooney 5 Points 05 - Pick up an extra balloon
Fiery Fury 5 Points 07 - Get Flame Gun
Fighting Chance 5 Points 03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you
Idiot 5 Points 04 - Stab a Bob-Omb
Lazertagged 5 Points 06 - Get hit by a laser
Lemming Lunacy 5 Points 07 - Get Lemmings Gun
Soap On A Dope 5 Points 07 - Kill showering guy
Spread The Love 5 Points 07 - Get Spread Gun
Acid Bath 10 Points 08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision
Blocktorock 10 Points 04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield
Bloody Bobo 10 Points 00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen
Bombs Away 10 Points 07 - Use Rage move on level 7
Bonkers 10 Points 05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you
Death Blossom 10 Points 05 - Use Rage move on Level 5
Flurry Frag 10 Points 04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room
Have A Seat 10 Points 05 - Use a chair on the Amazon
Icy Escape 10 Points 07 - Break out of ice after being frozen
Mega Blast 10 Points 06 - Use Rage move on level 6
Police Patrol 10 Points 03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by
Pro Wrestler 10 Points 05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match
Punchy Power 10 Points 08 - Use Rage move on level 8
Reap This 10 Points 05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers
Reaper Runner 10 Points 05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them
Risky 10 Points 05 - Jump off the top rope
Robopopped 10 Points 07 - Kill Robocop
Rocky Rage 10 Points 01 - Use Rage move on level 1
Slowpoke 10 Points 04 - Get turned into a snail
Spiffy Supporter 10 Points 00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support
Super Slash 10 Points 04 - Use Rage move on Level 4
The Code 10 Points 07 - Use the Contra Code properly
A Winner Is Me 25 Points 05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move
Abobo Appetizers 25 Points 02 - Eat at least 50 enemies
Anger Issues 25 Points 04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies
Chair Massacre 25 Points 05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon
Die Dragon Die 25 Points 04 - Kill Aquamentus
Fooled You 25 Points 01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt
Kong Punt 25 Points 01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.
Krang Bang 25 Points 07 - Destroy Krangby
Mac Attack 25 Points 08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1
Manhandled 25 Points 04 - Kill Manhandla
Mega Mashed 25 Points 06 - Defeat Megabobo
Mmm Beefy 25 Points 04 - Get the beef
Skynet Stopper 25 Points 06 - Defeat Robobobo
Turtle Power 25 Points 07 - Defeat Krang
Balloon Master 50 Points 05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once
Barf-O-Rama 50 Points 07 - Kill giant Kirby
Champ 50 Points 08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1
Elderly Execution 50 Points 04 - Beat Boss (without beef)
Extra Abobo 50 Points 06 - Pick up an extra life
It's So Bad 50 Points 08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac
Meatspin 50 Points 04 - Beat Boss (with beef)
Mega Master 50 Points 06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once
Super Soldier 50 Points 07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once
War Hero 50 Points 07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once
Balloon Jedi 100 Points 05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit
Contrabobo God 100 Points 07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once
I'm The Greatest 100 Points 08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all
Bloodsport Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Jason Lives Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
No Filming Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Surf's Up Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Duck Hunted Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Friendly Foes Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Headbanger Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Luckdragon Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Sneaky Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thanks Doc Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Another Castle Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bobo Battle Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Double Trouble Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fire Bad! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Best Ending Evar Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Private Party Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thriller Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 25/100 (255/2,000 points)

Africa Dudes

There Unlocked 3/5/13
25 Points
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
There and Black Again Unlocked 3/5/13
50 Points
Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
GO BACK TO AFRICA Unlocked 3/6/13
100 Points
Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

Medals Earned: 3/3 (175/175 points)

Caesar's Day Off

Et Tu, Brute?* Unlocked 3/5/13
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I hate myself and I want to die. Unlocked 3/5/13
25 Points
RAAAWR.
Pity Party Unlocked 3/5/13
25 Points
T_T
Roman Partytime! Unlocked 3/5/13
25 Points
Caesar knows the score! Accumulate all party people.

Medals Earned: 4/4 (100/100 points)

Cathode Raybots

Channel Flipper Unlocked 3/8/13
5 Points
Defeat the Regular TV crew.
N00Binator Unlocked 3/8/13
5 Points
Kill the N00bs.
Unpatriotic Unlocked 3/8/13
5 Points
Defeat the Patriots.
67 Deep Sixer 5 Points Defeat the 67 Bots.
Bad Dude 5 Points Defeat the Bad Dudes.
Butt Pincher 5 Points Defeat the HUGE Jerks.
Castle Crusher 5 Points Defeat the Castle Crashers.
Emotikiller 5 Points Kill the NG Emotes.
Evil Slayer 5 Points Defeat the Evil Bosses.
Gang Banger 5 Points Defeat 10 random bosses.
Hate the Game 5 Points Defeat the VG Legends.
Jerk Killer 5 Points Defeat the Jerk Squad.
Killer of Legends 5 Points Kill the legendary characters.
Proletariat 5 Points Defeat the Bourgeois.
Travisty 5 Points Defeat the Travis Bots.
Troll 5 Points Defeat the NG Folks.

Medals Earned: 3/16 (15/80 points)

Deep Sleep

A Stubborn Guest Unlocked 3/20/13
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Out Of The Depths 10 Points Game completed

Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)

Die Hipster!

02 The Least Interesting Man in the World Unlocked 10/9/14
5 Points
well! what is it!
04 The Smartest Man in the World Unlocked 10/9/14
5 Points
*points down*
05 Billbored Unlocked 10/9/14
5 Points
praise the sun!
07 Moustache Man Unlocked 10/9/14
5 Points
r1 r1 r1 r1
08 Artistic Potential Unlocked 10/9/14
5 Points
prostration
01 The Final Elbows 5 Points well! what it is!
03 ePolaroid 5 Points *looks skyward*
06 Endgame 5 Points *proper bow*
09 Hitmen 5 Points roll bs roll bs roll bs
10 The Mast Judgement 5 Points impossibru!
010 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points 010 dies lol
020 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points 020 dies
030 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points 030 dies
040 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points 040 dies
050 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points 050 dies
060 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points 060 dies
070 DEAD HIPSTERS 50 Points 070 dies
080 DEAD HIPSTERS 50 Points 080 dies
090 DEAD HIPSTERS 100 Points 090 dies
100 DEAD HIPSTERS 100 Points 100 dies omgwtf

Medals Earned: 5/20 (25/500 points)

Doodle Devil

Half Game Unlocked 6/15/14
10 Points
Half Of All Elements Discovered
Nuclear Bomb Unlocked 6/15/14
10 Points
Nuclear Bomb Discovered
7 Mortal Sins Unlocked 6/15/14
25 Points
7 Mortal Sins
All Game Unlocked 6/15/14
50 Points
All Element Discovered
All Game With No Hints Unlocked 6/15/14
100 Points
All Elements Discovered With No Hints (actually, you can ONE hint)

Medals Earned: 5/5 (195/195 points)

Drop A Beat, Giuseppe!

Rock On, Giuseppe! Unlocked 3/6/13
25 Points
There's a place for everyone here.
Someone Still Loves You, Giuseppe! Unlocked 3/6/13
25 Points
<3
Con Passione, Giuseppe! 25 Points Score 5000 points.
Was It Worth It, Giuseppe? 25 Points No
Not Gonna Open Up, Giuseppe? 50 Points Survive two minutes without opening the lid.

Medals Earned: 2/5 (50/150 points)

Elf Story

Arrow To The Neck Unlocked 5/24/13
5 Points
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Arrow To The Stomach Unlocked 5/24/13
5 Points
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
Baseball Bat Unlocked 5/24/13
5 Points
You found the baseball bat!
Extra Kupo Unlocked 5/24/13
5 Points
You've earned extra kupo!
Fanboy Unlocked 5/24/13
5 Points
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
Giant Fist Unlocked 5/24/13
5 Points
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
Got Battle Dagger Unlocked 5/24/13
5 Points
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
Got Bombs Unlocked 5/24/13
5 Points
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
Got Soul Bangle Unlocked 5/24/13
5 Points
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
Got Steel Sword Unlocked 5/24/13
5 Points
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
Got Wooden Sword Unlocked 5/24/13
5 Points
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
Skull Unlocked 5/24/13
5 Points
You found the hidden skull!
Start Unlocked 5/24/13
5 Points
Start the game... press the play button.
Beatdown Unlocked 5/24/13
10 Points
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
Electrocuted Unlocked 5/24/13
10 Points
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
Gobblo Arrow Kill Unlocked 5/24/13
10 Points
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Gobblo Dagger Kill Unlocked 5/24/13
10 Points
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
Goober Unlocked 5/24/13
10 Points
You found the Goober action figurine!
Pissed Off Shopkeeper Unlocked 5/24/13
10 Points
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
Spin Attack Unlocked 5/24/13
10 Points
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
Spinning Destruction Unlocked 5/24/13
10 Points
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
Squished Unlocked 5/24/13
10 Points
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
Stabbered Unlocked 5/24/13
10 Points
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Weak Defense Unlocked 5/24/13
10 Points
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Wheel Of Decimation Unlocked 5/24/13
10 Points
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
Controller Unlocked 5/24/13
25 Points
You found the video game controller!
Knife Unlocked 5/24/13
25 Points
You found the knife!
Shrunken Head Unlocked 5/24/13
25 Points
You found the magical shrunken head!
Game Won Unlocked 5/24/13
50 Points
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
Ogre Destroyed Unlocked 5/24/13
50 Points
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
Arrow Death 5 Points You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Halfsies 5 Points You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
Impalation 5 Points You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
Blue Flames 10 Points You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
Bombed 10 Points You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
Dagger To La Face 10 Points You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
Dead Bird 10 Points You found the dead blue bird!
Face Knifed 10 Points You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
Fatal Error 10 Points You found the only way to die in scene 1!
Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
No Defense 10 Points You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Rock Death 10 Points You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
You Should Block 10 Points Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
Poop 25 Points You found bird poop! Yay!

Medals Earned: 30/44 (360/500 points)